Offer letter dated 2033

August 12, 2033

Dear Rasmi Sri

We are pleased to extend an offer of at-will employment to you as a Time Research Consultant, at Company Anderson Institute of  time and space research, Inc. by way of and under the terms of this letter, and the attachments and documents referenced herein (collectively, the “Agreement”).  You will report to the Chief Technology Officer Dr Cosmopisk.  

Job Profile:

With the advancement of the recent relativity theories that even broke the very laws of physics that was once believed to be true. It has been proved beyond doubt that Einstein's theory that nothing can travel faster than light is no longer a 21 st century phenomenon. With even humans being teleported half way across the globe in few minutes thanks to the advent and preservation of ancient hindu fundamentals and prophecies. The western science is
merely a toddler when compared to the giant advancements that sages, rishis, devatas of India have made yugas ago.

From the careful decoding of Brahma purana and Bhagavatha purana it is evident that time runs differently in different planes of existence. It can be altered based on the different levels of conciousness of a person. In tamil puranas time is called as kaala chakram (wheel of time). Knowingly or unknowingly we have always designed clocks and watches also in the shape of a wheel. The use of time is an important issue in understanding human behavior, education, and travel behavior. 

As you know time is not a physical dimension the concept of inventing a machine to move us at different points in time. We would like to use your personal vedic research experience in contributing to the "Time Capsule" an extremely confidential research entity aimed at using the consciousness of a person to virtually teleport him to invoke the past experiences of his conciousness. Please join us in our research to prove that the cosmic principle of reincarnation is a time-honored doctrine. The people whom we choose to live with and the actions thereof are in line with its dynamism of the law of karma and it continues during every cycle birth after birth.

Compensation and benefits:

1. You will be provided accommodation in a 2 bhk villa on a time sharing basis until the time of your service in the company.

2. You will be given 2 time capsules to be teleporting you and your family to any place in the world of your choice and back.

3. Your bonus includes extended time of your life span. One day for every year of service to be specific.

4. Other perks include time travel to any historical past of your choice for a period of 24 hours with training and survival kit included.

5. Opportunities to reduce your karmic debts and reduce the chance of reincarnating.

All of the information above is highly confidential. Any information that gets leaked outside the organization will result in serious consequences such as remote wiping of part of your consciousness, transferring you to waterless forest that is "thanni illa kaadu".

Your time to accept this offer starts expiring now